New and improved Dan

HELLO ALL!!!!!!!!!!
I'm Dan, and that's Dan with a silent "p".
Anyway, I'm a little odd, of beat, and just down right crazy. I sing and talk to myself, have very few but faithful freinds, and I love Eggs.
I am originally from my mom, but now I reside in Maryland, USA.
I am mentally 18 YO but physically 34 (until November 22)
I am 6'1, brown hair, hazel eyes, and I have pimples on my buttocks!
I have been told I should be a comedian, but I am afraid people will laugh at me!
I do NOT have a website with my designs on it, cuz, that costs money, of which I have very little.
Hmmm.... I am just an all around crazy, generous and kind fella. If you have any questions concerning the side effects of using "Dan" please submit them in writing to our general office. Have a nice day and thank you for playing.
Live long and fospherous!

and I have pimples on my buttocks!

A little more info than we needed to know. But welcome!! Enjoy!

Dan, welcome to our Sanctuary !! Here you will find all kind of species from the crazy computer Freak to the absolute Maniac artist. We all look pretty the same but somehow when we speak words tend to flow in a very strange order making the outrageous sentences we call "our message". Some of us are normal as you can see on my own avatar, very normal indeed ;P but we are all part of the same crazy comunity so be our guest and enjoy the visit !

Welcome dan! Have fun!