His wife was really angry. She told him:
"Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds
![:cool:](https://www.designcontest.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)
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The next morning, Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
![:confused:](https://www.designcontest.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/confused.gif)
Confused and curious, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box in the house. She opened it and found a brand new…..BATHROOM SCALE!
![:eek:](https://www.designcontest.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/eek.gif)
Rick has been missing since Friday.
![:o](https://www.designcontest.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/redface.gif)
Please pray for him.
![:D](https://www.designcontest.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
A.K