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    Talking fresh joke 1

    before sorry about the language, i use google translate

    here,

    There were two girls, one of their ways
    MATHEMATICAL thinking (M) and the other way
    thinking relies on logic (L). They both
    walking home through the dark street, and
    distance of their homes far away. After several
    their long walk ....
    F: Did you also notice, there was a man
    our ongoing follow from approximately
    thirty-eight and a half hours ago? I
    worried he's going bad.
    L: That thing Logical. He wants to rape us.
    M: Oh no, we are like a walking speed
    This, within 15 minutes he will be caught
    us. What should we do.
    L: There is only one logical way you should do,
    ie walk faster.
    M: That's not much help, how to .....
    L: Of course it does not help, if logic is
    We walked faster he will also accelerate
    way.
    M: Then, what should we do? With
    we speed like this he will be caught
    we are within two and a half minutes ...
    L: There is only one logical step that we must
    do .. You passed the road to the left and I passed
    road to the right, so that he can not follow
    both of us and only one of which followed
    by him.
    After the girls were split up, apparently this guy
    followed in the footsteps of the girl who uses logic
    (L). Mathematical girls (F) arrived at the house first and
    he's worried about the safety of his friend. But, no
    Thereupon, Girl Logic (L) come.
    M: Oh thank God .. You arrived with congratulations.
    Uh, how your experience was followed by Men?
    L: When we parted he kept following me.
    M: Yes .. yes .. But what happened later with
    you?
    L: In accordance with the logic I just ran as hard as
    The man power pursue
    M: And ... and ..
    L: In accordance with the logic he managed to get close to me
    in a dark ...
    M: So .. What are you doing?
    L: There is only one logical thing I can do,
    ie I lifted my skirt ..
    M: Oh ... And what did he say?
    L: In accordance with the logic ... He lowered
    pants ...
    F: Oh no ... And what happened then?
    L: It's not logical, if the girl who raised
    skirt running faster than the man who
    running with stripped pants ... so finally
    I could get away from him ...

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    funny!!!

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